So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I think pants incapable of making pants work
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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