i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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