What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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