Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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