Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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