I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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