My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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