Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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