Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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