just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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