It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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