your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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