Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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