you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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