Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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