Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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