You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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