she was so not down for the gang bang
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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