wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My vagina just clenched in fear
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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