Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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