She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
we're so committed to being not committed
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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