I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize