the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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