That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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