hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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