Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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