So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
is wine microwaveable?
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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