It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Success! We fucked roommates!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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