im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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