Just cropdusted the office
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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