I wish I only lived at night.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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