I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
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she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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