nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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