Just mADE A PArabola og urine
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
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I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Shame - the story of my life.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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