We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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