I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Can I color on your dick again?
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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