I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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