I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
We need a shit load of segways right now
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize