Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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