Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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