i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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