yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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