this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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