just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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