Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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