so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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