So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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