your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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This house was built for laser tag.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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