She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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