You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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